Dotbagbell is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, temperamental wombat.

Dotbagbell created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dotbagbell, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dotbagbell, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dotbagbell's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dotbagbell's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dotbagbell.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.