Govdadhud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident wasp.

Govdadhud created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govdadhud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Govdadhud, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Govdadhud's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Govdadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shorts.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Fast once a month.