Arnriglad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful wren.

Arnriglad created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnriglad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arnriglad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Arnriglad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Arnriglad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Arnriglad loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.