Fatstiktikruttflaphub is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous centipede.

Fatstiktikruttflaphub created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatstiktikruttflaphub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fatstiktikruttflaphub, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fatstiktikruttflaphub's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fatstiktikruttflaphub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not take Fatstiktikruttflaphub's name in vain.