Popcedyam Nulllamtim Cetfonhabdut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud gnu.

Popcedyam Nulllamtim Cetfonhabdut created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Popcedyam Nulllamtim Cetfonhabdut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popcedyam Nulllamtim Cetfonhabdut, he will turn you into a sheep.

Popcedyam Nulllamtim Cetfonhabdut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Popcedyam Nulllamtim Cetfonhabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five snails approach from the south.

2. Erect six lead sculptures of Popcedyam Nulllamtim Cetfonhabdut on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Never wear indigo rings.

5. Never think about planets.