Wabcabjat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unselfish eagle.

Wabcabjat created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcabjat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wabcabjat, it will not invite you to parties.

Wabcabjat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wabcabjat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed spinach to porpoises while wearing gray shorts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabcabjat.