Babbenbot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty camel.

Babbenbot created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Babbenbot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babbenbot, she will turn you into a rat.

Babbenbot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Babbenbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Babbenbot loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never jump near rats.

5. Pray towards the south.