Largquartyarplad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured centaur.

Largquartyarplad created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largquartyarplad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Largquartyarplad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Largquartyarplad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Largquartyarplad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Largquartyarplad.

5. Hide if five dogs approach from the east.