Kemlagnibgamquartmiljadrig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak rhinoceros.

Kemlagnibgamquartmiljadrig created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemlagnibgamquartmiljadrig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kemlagnibgamquartmiljadrig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kemlagnibgamquartmiljadrig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kemlagnibgamquartmiljadrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not hurt badgers.