Cibpomrengess is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, wise badger.

Cibpomrengess created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibpomrengess, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibpomrengess, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cibpomrengess' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cibpomrengess' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cibpomrengess.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibpomrengess.