Targfunhad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong penguin.

Targfunhad created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Targfunhad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targfunhad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Targfunhad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Targfunhad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targfunhad.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Targfunhad loves mites, so they must be honoured.