Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented weasel.

Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. You must pray to Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk five times a day.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk on top of important buildings.

4. Do not take Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk's name in vain.

5. Put Jipsigbifmumfutfasbonk first in all things.