Bossgadsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing fairy.

Bossgadsaw created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bossgadsaw, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bossgadsaw, he will turn you into a goat.

Bossgadsaw's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bossgadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bossgadsaw.

4. Hide if six capybaras approach from the east.

5. Never write about optics.