Xuchanwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, self-confident chinchilla.

Xuchanwat created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuchanwat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xuchanwat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xuchanwat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Xuchanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Xuchanwat.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xuchanwat.