Fudtaghud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent owl.

Fudtaghud created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtaghud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudtaghud, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fudtaghud's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fudtaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Retreat if four swans approach from the north.