Camcebmil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever ferret.

Camcebmil created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camcebmil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Camcebmil, he will make you grow a tail.

Camcebmil's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Camcebmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.