Xuckcibshav is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty turtle.

Xuckcibshav created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckcibshav, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xuckcibshav, it will turn you into a snail.

Xuckcibshav's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Xuckcibshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help otters.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Xuckcibshav's name in vain.