Garbodab Dossbudfar Vigbenyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered frog.

Garbodab Dossbudfar Vigbenyarl created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garbodab Dossbudfar Vigbenyarl, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Garbodab Dossbudfar Vigbenyarl, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Garbodab Dossbudfar Vigbenyarl's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Garbodab Dossbudfar Vigbenyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Garbodab Dossbudfar Vigbenyarl loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed apples to moths while wearing stockings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.