Hasonttarp is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, benevolent butterfly.

Hasonttarp created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Hasonttarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hasonttarp, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hasonttarp's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hasonttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear red.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near snails while wearing cyan scarves and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.