Litratbad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered hydra.

Litratbad created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litratbad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litratbad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Litratbad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Litratbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of great tits.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Litratbad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. You must pray to Litratbad eight times a day.