Cibflagquartsiglidcepdin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil goblin.

Cibflagquartsiglidcepdin created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibflagquartsiglidcepdin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cibflagquartsiglidcepdin, she will turn you into a goat.

Cibflagquartsiglidcepdin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cibflagquartsiglidcepdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always help sick pigs.