Garsogzan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tranquil dove.

Garsogzan created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Garsogzan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Garsogzan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Garsogzan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Garsogzan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three turtles approach from the north.

2. You must love Garsogzan.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.