Zodkenrulzan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage armadillo.

Zodkenrulzan created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodkenrulzan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodkenrulzan, it will send you a sign.

Zodkenrulzan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zodkenrulzan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never paint your feet cyan.