Ingzanmap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful raven.

Ingzanmap created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Ingzanmap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ingzanmap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ingzanmap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ingzanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never jump near seals.