Yarditlat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish jellyfish.

Yarditlat created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarditlat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarditlat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarditlat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Yarditlat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the south.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to snakes while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Yarditlat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Yarditlat loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.