Tettivegfligflapxinzagflablun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving otter.

Tettivegfligflapxinzagflablun created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettivegfligflapxinzagflablun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tettivegfligflapxinzagflablun, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tettivegfligflapxinzagflablun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tettivegfligflapxinzagflablun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Tettivegfligflapxinzagflablun on top of important buildings.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Always take life seriously.