Hotlikgad Tigquafsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited butterfly.

Hotlikgad Tigquafsaf created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotlikgad Tigquafsaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hotlikgad Tigquafsaf, she will think nothing of it.

Hotlikgad Tigquafsaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hotlikgad Tigquafsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hotlikgad Tigquafsaf in the centre of the settlement.