Arfbossgon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient swallow.

Arfbossgon created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfbossgon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arfbossgon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arfbossgon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Arfbossgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Always obey Arfbossgon's priests.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.