Cemflabqueeggigstikflag Titlopyar Nullnurnut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing sheep.

Cemflabqueeggigstikflag Titlopyar Nullnurnut created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemflabqueeggigstikflag Titlopyar Nullnurnut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cemflabqueeggigstikflag Titlopyar Nullnurnut, she will turn you into a duck.

Cemflabqueeggigstikflag Titlopyar Nullnurnut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cemflabqueeggigstikflag Titlopyar Nullnurnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of moths.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed garlic to capybaras while wearing corsets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.