Madfudcimcedpan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Madfudcimcedpan created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madfudcimcedpan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madfudcimcedpan, it will cry a lot.

Madfudcimcedpan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Madfudcimcedpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of swans.

2. Hide from magenta voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear blue.