Nabrullfit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow horse.

Nabrullfit created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabrullfit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nabrullfit, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nabrullfit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nabrullfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabrullfit.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.