Fumbunmil is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, capable wren.

Fumbunmil created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumbunmil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fumbunmil, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fumbunmil's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fumbunmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fumbunmil's priests.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Never think about planets.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Never skip in holy places.