Legyarprutquatpidkemnullgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, vain lion.

Legyarprutquatpidkemnullgil created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Legyarprutquatpidkemnullgil, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Legyarprutquatpidkemnullgil, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Legyarprutquatpidkemnullgil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Legyarprutquatpidkemnullgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Legyarprutquatpidkemnullgil's name in vain.

5. Never wear cyan trousers.