Fobdotcebmat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, astonishing dugong.

Fobdotcebmat created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobdotcebmat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobdotcebmat, she will turn you into a frog.

Fobdotcebmat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fobdotcebmat's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to pigs while wearing fawn ear rings.