Fligkapneg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart crow.

Fligkapneg created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligkapneg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fligkapneg, he will be very unhappy.

Fligkapneg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fligkapneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing purple jumpers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.