Cissparkmid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless jackal.

Cissparkmid created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissparkmid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissparkmid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cissparkmid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cissparkmid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.