Gondonyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional horse.

Gondonyarl created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Gondonyarl, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gondonyarl, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gondonyarl's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gondonyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gondonyarl.

2. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Gondonyarl on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Never eat bark.