Gondonyarl is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional
horse.
Gondonyarl created silver two million years ago.
If you believe in
Gondonyarl, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gondonyarl, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Gondonyarl's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Gondonyarl's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Gondonyarl.
2. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Gondonyarl on top of important buildings.
3. Never talk about archaea.
4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.
5. Never eat bark.