Sabgadbepvighinhatlim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited wyrm.

Sabgadbepvighinhatlim created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgadbepvighinhatlim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sabgadbepvighinhatlim, she will curse you with boils.

Sabgadbepvighinhatlim's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sabgadbepvighinhatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help seals.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Never paint your neck violet.