Wigtinpit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful salamander.

Wigtinpit created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigtinpit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wigtinpit, he will turn you into a slug.

Wigtinpit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wigtinpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.