Dubbestlit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, passionate pigeon.

Dubbestlit created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubbestlit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dubbestlit, she will cry a lot.

Dubbestlit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dubbestlit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dubbestlit.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never pour water over plants.