Hug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless coyote.

Hug created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Hug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hug, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hug's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near otters while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Retreat if four shrews approach from the north.

4. Never wear yellow trousers.

5. Never look in ponds.