Natrigfad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous shrew.

Natrigfad created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natrigfad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Natrigfad, it will turn you into a plant.

Natrigfad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Natrigfad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Natrigfad.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.