Manafmadbutcit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, astonishing mongoose.

Manafmadbutcit created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Manafmadbutcit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manafmadbutcit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Manafmadbutcit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Manafmadbutcit's Holy Commandments

1. Manafmadbutcit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Never wear violet shorts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.