Misrotman Nibkimlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful human.

Misrotman Nibkimlarp created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Misrotman Nibkimlarp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misrotman Nibkimlarp, she will turn you into a rock.

Misrotman Nibkimlarp's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Misrotman Nibkimlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Misrotman Nibkimlarp must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must love Misrotman Nibkimlarp.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.