Timtinfossaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, able frog.

Timtinfossaw created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timtinfossaw, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Timtinfossaw, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Timtinfossaw's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Timtinfossaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Timtinfossaw must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help horses.

5. Worship no other gods but Timtinfossaw.