Mittoncen is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, conceited
hummingbird.
Mittoncen created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mittoncen, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Mittoncen, he will think nothing of it.
Mittoncen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Mittoncen's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always treat sheep with great respect.
3. Do not wear blue clothing.
4. Never mention turtles.
5. Do not cook food in pots.