Mittoncen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, conceited hummingbird.

Mittoncen created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mittoncen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mittoncen, he will think nothing of it.

Mittoncen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mittoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Do not cook food in pots.