Pakdonten is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful raccoon.

Pakdonten created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakdonten, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pakdonten, it will refuse to believe in you.

Pakdonten's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pakdonten's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not take Pakdonten's name in vain.