Fabpigcub is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic hedgehog.

Fabpigcub created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabpigcub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fabpigcub, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fabpigcub's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fabpigcub's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Run away from green foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Fast once a month.