Vidcebgen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, cheerful fairy.

Vidcebgen created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidcebgen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidcebgen, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vidcebgen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vidcebgen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vidcebgen.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not keep three aardvarks in a large pit.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.