Bityartyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving wyrm.

Bityartyarl created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bityartyarl, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bityartyarl, he will turn you into a slug.

Bityartyarl's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bityartyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Bityartyarl must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never jump in the presence of goats.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat bark.